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Przychodzi baba do dentysty: - Panie doktorze, tak strasznie boje się borowania, że chyba wołałabym już zajść w ciąże. - To niech się pani zdecyduje, bo nie wiem, jak fotel mam ustawić.

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Przychodzi baba do lekarza z telefonem na plecach, a lekarz na to: - Kto pani taki numer wykręcił?! :-D :-D :-D

Przychodzi baba do lekarza. - Proszę się rozebrać i położyć na kozetce. - Panie doktorze, ja dzisiaj naprawdę jestem chora, a pan jak zwykle o seksie.

Przychodzi baba do lekarza z całym workiem papieru toaletowego: - Po co to pani? - Bo słyszałam, że z pana jest zasrany specjalista.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxSAmBJDJHY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3NmBd_6zNE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7lEurppqQNc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBaS8peTy2Q&feature=fvst

Klient rozwiązuje krzyżówkę i pyta innego: - Otwór u baby na literę *p*. - Poziomo czy pionowo. - Poziomo. - To pisz *pysk*.

Leci stara baba na Wileńskim i z dala krzyczy do konduktora - Panie, panie, ten pociąg to na Tłuszcz ? - Nie, na prąd.

Przychodzi baba do lekarza: - Panie doktorze, wszyscy mówią, że jestem strasznie tępa. - Proszę o więcej szczegółów. - Znaczy co?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXpASzT1oJg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SnNZHmX2zE

ARASH - Suddenly (feat. Rebecca http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSmDPN_HgHI