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In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the County courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, \"You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn\'t anyone around\" he stated in a telephone interview. Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged \'need.\' \"Guess I was really into it, you know?\" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. \"It was an unusual situation, that\'s for sure,\" said officer Taylor. \"I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he\'s just banging away at this pumpkin.\" Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Aylor. \"I said, \"Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you\'re having sex with a pumpkin?\" He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said..... \"A pumpkin? ..... Shit...is it midnight already?\"

no nie... dzis sie nie liczy... bylam na sluzbowym evencie i karmili nas czym popadlo bleee... nie mialam wyboru. pizza na lunch i nic innego nie bylo... masakra...

update - dni 2 i 3 tez poszly dobrze. Brzuch sie zaczyna plaszczyc. A to byl wlasciwie moj cel, a nie chudniecie samo w sobie.

aha bagatelka - w drugiej polowie sierpnia lece chyba do Molbilu... bedziesz tam juz wtedy? moze sie uda na kawke wyskoczyc albo na obiad.

bagatelka: hehe... zobaczymy zobaczymy... mam nadzieje ze masz racje.

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone Confucius say, man who do business in whore house get jerked around Confucius say, gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls Confucius say, panties not best thing on earth, but next to it Confucius say, war not determine who right. War determine who left Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly Confucius say, better to be pissed off than pissed on Confucius say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long Confucius say, couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week Confucius say, woman who go camping must beware of evil intent Confucius say, squirrel who runs up woman\'s leg not find nuts Confucius say, man who run before bus get tired Confucius say, man who run behind bus get exhausted Confucius say, man with tool in woman\'s mouth not necessarily dentist Confucius say, man who make love on side of hill not on level Confucius say, sex is like the army, the closer you are to discharge, the better you feel Confucius say, man with tight trousers is pressing his luck Confucius say, man who stand on toilet high on pot Confucius say, man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy Confucius say, man with hand in pocket all day not crazy, just feeling nuts Confucius say, man who sleep in bed of nails is holy Confucius say, do not drink and park, accidents cause people Confucius say, man who put pea in soup very unclean Confucius say, man who run through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok Confucius say, boy who go to sleep with sex problem on mind wake up with solution in hand Confucius say, man who fishes in another woman\'s well, often catches crab Confucius say, to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better Confucius say, squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts Confucius say, butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders Confucius say, man who live in glass house, should change in basement Confucius say, man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face Confucius say, man with big mouth beware of foot Confucius say, man who fart in church, sit in own pew Confucius say, woman who fly upside down have crack up Confucius say, man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion Confucius say, man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic Confucius say, house without bathroom is uncanny Confucius say, foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ Confucius say, man who sits on stool smells like shit Confucius say, man who throws dirt is losing ground Confucius say, woman who go to man\'s apartment for snack, get titbit Confucius say, man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth Confucius say, man who get kicked in testicles, left holding the bag Confucius say, man who kisses girl\'s behind, get crack in face Confucius say, girl who ride bicycle, peddle ass all over town

ok, 1 down 13 more to go...

margotka - przeprowadzka sie w koncu nigdy nie odbyla. zostalam w charlotte i jest mi tu samej cudownie! A skad wiecie do Esja robi?

bagatelka - sciagnij sobie ten irfan view. W googlu wpisz free irfanview i pokaze ci sie masa stron z ktorych mozna sciagnac. ktos tu wspomnial o sztywnych regulach w Europie... Sztywniejszych niz w USA, a szczegolnie na poludniu to chyba nie ma... Masakra... Wszystko musi byc just so i seta roznych showers... linnen shower, lingerie shower... brrr... Ale oczywiscie mozna do wszystko zignorowac. Ja tez mialam maly i tani slub... Ale nastepny bedzie chyba z wieksza pompa. Jezeli takowy nastapi :)) A mam nadzieje, ze tak. Jak tylko znajde tego wymarzonego :))

wow!! Bagatelka!! nic nie wspomnialas! ale w dobrym towarzystwie jestes - dzis ty i Eva Longoria sie chajtalyscie ...

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN\'S ENGLISH: * I am hungry...........................I am hungry * I am sleepy............................I am sleepy * I am tired.............................I am tired * Nice dress..............................Nice cleavage! * I love you..............................Let\'s have sex now * I am bored.............................Do you want to have sex? * May I have this dance?..................I\'d like to have sex with you * Can I call you sometime?..............I\'d like to have sex with you * Do you want to go to a movie?......I\'d like to have sex with you * Can I take you out to dinner?........I\'d like to have sex with you * I don\'t think those shoes go with that outfit..............I\'m gay

dzieki dzieki jeszcze raz... ja nadal swietuje :)) jakos w tym roku dlugie mam urodzinki :)) i dobrze, bo bardzo tego potrzebuje... Mam na moim TV ustawiona kolekcje kartek od przyjaciol itd... Moja przyjaciolka / wspollokatorka Sarah dala mi gift card to spa i mamy zamiar si ewybrac na pedicure :)) czad. Jay: ja nie mialabym nawet jak sie z Folly wyrwac na spotkanie, ale Sarah i ja juz planujemy kolejne przyjazdy tego lata i jesienia. Ona zna Charleston bardzo dobrze a ja chce sie wybrac na jakies fajowe imprezki wiec napewno sie pojawimy :)

Naneczka - oczywiscie 26 ... Dla mnie jak pisalam byl jeszcze 25 czerwca... Hehe... Pieronskie roznice czasowe. Dzieki za zyczenia!

nie mam czasu czytac.... niedlugo nadrobie..... wrocilam z wakacji w Folly Beach i teraz jestem na szkoleniu w Orlando..... JUTRO SA MOJE URODZINKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I M P R E Z A !!!!!!!!!!! 29 latek...

a ktory to Tony Parker? Then od Longorii? Czy on przypadkiem nie gra w Texasie? Wiec raczej nie ma tutaj czego szukac... Ale Air Jordan to co innego...

aha, zapomnialam sie pochwalic czyms fajnym... Otoz w czwartek bylam na ulicznym koncercie w centrum miasta i zgadnijcie kto siedzial w klubie kolo sceny i popijal piwko? M I C H A E L J O R D A N !!! On jest wspolwlascicielem naszej lokalnej druzyny koszykowki oraz ma wlasny klub golfowy... Chyba nawet tu ma teraz dom... Odlot nie?

a mnie sie podoba jak faceci nosza meskie japonki.Kibitki w USA beda wiedzialy jak to wyglada.Nie podobaja mi sie za to bardzo te amerykanskie sandaly z zapieciem na rzepy...te takie co jeden pasek przez palce stopy potem jeden w kostce... Zarowno na facetach jak i babkach to wyglada tragicznie... A Amerykanie tak lubia chodzic szczeglnie na turystyke... Ale japonki.. szczegolnie Rainbows... supcio... A europejskie meskie sandaly mnie smiesza... Moj tatus takie ma... hehehe... wygladaja jak sandaly dziecka, w doroslym rozmiarze.. Mokasyny tez moga byc, szczegolnie jasno brazowe skorzane, bez skarpet... To bardzo \"poludniowy\" look... Znaczy sie tu na poludniu USA faceci tak czesto chodza...

Ja tez mialamkiedys zestaw Paul Mitcheli nie bylam zachwycona... Ok, poszukam w jakimssalonie w Mallu tego Kerastase... I zajrze do CVS albo Walgreens... Zobaczymy czy sie znajdzie...

Ja tez mialamkiedys zestaw Paul Mitcheli nie bylam zachwycona... Ok, poszukam w jakimssalonie w Mallu tego Kerastase... I zajrze do CVS albo Walgreens... Zobaczymy czy sie znajdzie...

kuk - ta seria cement zielona to Kerastase czy Redken? bo pisalas o obydwu... Jezlei Kerastase to Redken jak sie nazywa? I jeszcze glupawe pytanie... czy Kerastase mozna kupic w zwyklej drogerii czy jedynie w salonie sa? Mnie sie chyba zaczynaja od slonca (na tym goracym poludniu) wysuszac wlosy. Bo je tak na dodatek farbuje na blond. Sa silne i nie wypadaja, ale troche wysuszone...

102 - witaminy witaminy i jeszcze raz witaminy... Trzeba sie leczyc od srodka. Zadne maski ani odzywki nie pomoga...

patrzcie tu... Ja w piatek bylam w jednej z lokalnych podstawowek w tzw ghetto... na Junior Achievement... Nie chce mi sie opisywac w detalach co to jest... to cos w stylu akcji chartytatywnej dla szkol w inner city... A dzis takie newsy o Bruns Ave Elementary... Szok.. http://www.wsoctv.com/news/13440564/detail.html

kuk - te wrony to jeden z durnych pup upow... akurat sie pojawil jak pisalam... nevermind...

kurde... wrony wrocily..... NANECZKA! CZEKAM NA MAILA OD CIEBIE!

mokry poniedzialek? ha! tu sie zar leje z nieba od sameog rana... jest zaledwie 8:30 rano a juz ponad 25 stopni... Cudnie bedzie! Jade do parku stanowego na hiking trail i na piknik :) :) :)