potrzebuje krotkiej HISTORYJKI na angielski

moze byc jakas z humorem lub trafna pointą. prosze o pomoc

:(

Ok, to pisz: I sucked him dick and in the end I swallowed her hot cum. It was the best thing in my life. I'm thinking about it all the time and can't forget it! I really want to do it again!

zamiast her ma byc His

no ubaw po pachy :) enybody?

ok ilu slow ma byc? jakas pouczajaca? to zaraz ci napisze

obojetnie :) moze byc zabawna, straszna, pouczajaca najlepiej z biznesowym slownictwem.. :|

ulala z biznesowym...hmmm postaram sie. za pare min ci napisze

bede wdzieczna, bo dopadla mnie niemoc tworcza, a z neta same suchary :(

podniosę jakbyś ew. nie mogła potem mnie znaleźć :)

It was in 1998. I was sitting in my office when my boss came. He told me that he has a guest who speaks only italian language. He wanted me to translate. I agreed and went to the meeting. The guest was very weird. He was costumed as clown and had green hair! I was very suprised but I pretended that everything is ok. We started talk. My boss wanted to make a business venture. He offered much money for house, he wanted to buy. In my opinion his guest was not convinced that my boss is honest. Italian disagreed and refused selling the house. Suddenly he disappeared! My boss hit me and I passed out. I woke up in a dark room. Next to me the clown was sitting! I started shout but he stopped up my mouth. He said : \"I love you, please be my wife\". I agreed and now I have a husband who is a clown. I love him very much!

malo jest biznesowego.. ale jest smieszna. usmialam sie jak to pisalam:)

bledzik maly powinno byc: He was costumed as A clown

hah, dzięki :) troche poprawie, zeby wiecej biznesowego bylo, ale mam baze, dzieki!

heheheh ok