Topik o dowcipach po angielsku!

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant....... Teraz Wasza kolej :)

Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, Yes. No. Yes. No. Jeszcze jeden...

Jasio zrobił z siebie blondynkę In the morning Jasio is getting up and walking up to the window. His mum is asking him : - What's the weather like today? - I don't know. It's so heavy rain that I can't see anything. - the boy answers.

Wikipedia: I know everything. Google: I have everything. Facebook: I have everybody. Internet: Without me you all are nothing. Electricity: Keep talking, bitches!

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Four chinese, Chu, Bu, Fu and Su, decided to emigrate to the USA. In order to get a visa, they had to adapt their names to American standards. Chu became Chuck, Bu became Buck. Fu and his sister Su decided to stay in China.

Ten jest najlepszy wg. mnie :D An arab at the airport: - Name? - Abdul al-Rhazib. - Sex? - Three to five times a week. - No, no I mean male or female? - Male, female, sometimes camel. - Holy cow! - Cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isnt that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer runs too fast.

I am going to beach with bitch.

Adam and God were walking in the garden one day. Adam asked God, "why did you make Eve so beautiful?" God said, "Adam, so that you would love Eve." Adam, "But, why did you make her so stupid?" God, "So that she would love you."

jaki szczery ten God :D

What is always coming but never arrives? Tommorow.

- Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. - Yes, sir. You are a taxi.

powinno być napisane "topik z dowcipami po angielsku" a nie o dowcipach :o ale kretyn polskiego nie zna :o

How is called a man that has no: left eye, left ear, left hand, left ball and no left leg? All right! cruel joke

sama jestes kretynka, "dokladnisiu"

A Canadian is having his petit dejeuner (coffee, croissants, bread, butter jam) when an American man, chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Canadian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation. American: "You Canada folk eat the whole bread??" Canadian (in a bad mood): "Of course." American: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We dont. In the States, we only eat what is inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada." The American has a smirk on his face. The Canadian listens in silence. The American persists: "Dya eat jelly with the bread??" Canadian: "Of Course." American: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We dont. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell the jam to Canada." The Canadian then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Canadian: And what do you do with the condoms once you ve used them?" American: "We throw them away, of course." Canadian: "We dont. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to America."

One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, Why are some of your hairs white, Mom? Her mother replied Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white. The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then asked, Mom, how come all of grandmas hairs are white?